HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

It's my moms birthday...HOORAY!

Seriously...

Ooookay. Looks like once again, I am in a predicament. I am stuck between two worlds...actually, more like two guys. Thats all I can say... I am just confused, and I don't know what to do.

This is probably the funniest thing I have ever read....I almost laughed out loud in the library.

My mom sent this to me, and seriously, I had to read it over twice just to make sure I was reading it right. Just read this:


WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid. Linda is a blonde and a Democrat who is going to vote for Obama, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.


HAHAHA.. Irrelevant? Yeah..okay...

Tuesdays with Kelly...

Yes, play on words right there.. better believe it!
It's a Tuesday, and yes, once again, a busy day.
Yesterday was nutso-beans (I am trying to make that phrase cool...it doesnt seem to be working), as you can tell if you were around me at all yesterday, or if you just scrolled down on this very page and noticed my itinery. Today is not so busy, but my mind is racing. I just wrote my French test, and I am pretty sure I did good. I studied all last night... probably for about two hours, and then about half an hour before class. Here is a little taste of my "skills a la francaise" ( I am pretty sure that very gramatically incorrect..oh well...)

Bonjour! Je m'appelle Kelly Eagan. J'ai dix-huit ans. Je viens du Saskatchewan, Canada. Je suis jolie, creative at bete (there should be a little 'chinese hat' over the first 'e' in bete). J'aime lire de livre. J'adore ecrivez! J'aime faire du shopping. Je deteste le mathematics. Fin!

Yeah...word.
So I am pretty sure this language is clicking in my brain. It helps that I bought that cool French neclace, I'm sure.

So along with the fact that it is Tuesday, it's also Devotional Day!! HOORAY! I am dressed up for the day of school. I dont think I have ever come to school dressed up before, except when I have a presentation. I am feelin' pretty good. I will tell you what I am wearing. Okat, cute black sling back flats, black pencil skirt, empire waist surplise top from J.C. Penney's that I actually bought for my mom.. (I am just breaking it in for her...), my creme cropped elbow sleeved blazer and cute pearl earing.. and then my huge backpack full of books. Dont you love that? I mean.. I look all nice, and then I have this big "sac a dos" (backpack in French, literal translation is "Sack on back", haha i love it!). But seriously. I wish they had lockers on campus, because I am always lugging around books, and guess what... I dont have a car, or strong back for that matter. I guess Kanye said it best...."makes me stronger.." YEAH-Yah!

So once more, I am in the McKay library, killing time. I guess I ought to go do something worthwhile with my time... I dont know what.. I am really hungary.. but maybe I should just not eat and wait until the end of the day when Kayla brings home Nutella from the grocery store that she is buying me to pay back for something.. I cant remember what, but Nutella is a worthy payback. I think I would die without it. I hope my kids love it... actually, on second thought, I hope they dont, because then I can eat it all. HA. I am going to be a very selfless mother, cant you tell? Okay, I will... just not when it comes to Nutella.... okay.. fine...I am just kidding. But seriously... when that time of the month comes around, the house better be stocked to the brim..haha.

Well.. look forward to seeing another blog tonight at the end of the day, I am sure there are plenty of surprises in store for the rest of my day that I will want to write about... hey, I was just thinking... this counts as journal writing... right? It better. Man.. I am doing so well! I have never written in my "journal" this much. I love it. What a good council from the brethren.

Well, peace out blogging world.. See you in a 8 hours.
Au Revoir!

Haha, another post already...

Okay, so I am back on. I know I didn't know if I would be.. but I am.
Okay, so basically, in short, this past weekend was the best time of my life.
Here are some pictures to prove it.

So in this picture, which is sadly as big as it will go, is of the 80's dance party. Craig dressed up as Billy Idol, and all us gals were on our hands and knees going crazy for him. Haha. I am in the far left in the pink. Woot!



This one here is of all the guys and me. I was over there, and we were all getting ready for the big night. From left to right...
Slick (chad), Billy Idol (craig), Acid Wash (mike), Tom Cruise from Risky Business(matt), 80's Beach Bum (seth), Gangsta (ryan), and in front, Jane Fonda (me).. haha...it was a crazy night all right.

What a busy week...

So, today is Monday....again.
I cannot tell you how much I wish this weekend never ended...but it did, and here I am.
This week is honestly going to be from heck. I have so much to do. Let's start with today.
I woke up at 7:30 am, as usual with a plan...and this is what it was.

9:00-10:00am-French Class
10:00-11:30am-At the Library printing out page after page for my huge resource file due today, Doing my 30 questions of Auto 100 homework and figuring out that I was double charger for a transaction on campus. Then I had to go and get some food. (fun huh?...just wait)
11:30-12:30pm-Auto 100 class..learned some new things, but wow.. it was cold in there.
12:30-12:45pm-Bathroom break and then getting from one side of campus to the other.
12:45-1:45pm-Donating blood at the on-campus blood drive. (I shot out a pint in exactly 6 min's)
1:45-2:00pm-Running across campus again, and trying not to pass out.
2:00-2:30-In the financial office on campus trying to get my money back for the double charge, I did by the way.
2:30-2:50pm-Walking home, up the hill, against the wind, trying not to pass out from my lack of a pint of blood.
2:50-6:30pm-Homework, supper, homework, blog (this), studying.
6:30-8:00pm-FHE
8:00-9:30pm-French study hall, back on campus.
9:30-whenever-Studying for the two tests I have tomorrow...yeah...
So...its amazing I haven't already passed out.. don't you think?

Ha. I may not be blogging for a few days... I'm just sayin'......

I can't believe it.

IT'S FINALLY JUNE! :)